Google.....Interesting

So, I was about to search Google for "how to install a new battery" to find out the best way to start out with the new battery for my MacBook Pro. Do I let it charge, then let it run all the way out? Can I just start using it? Do I need to charge it, then I can use it without letting it run out? If you have answers to these you can let me know. But this post isn't about that. It's about what automatically popped up under the Google toolbar (I guess they have a new function where they try to guess what you're searching for and give you the option before you can tell them. Maybe Google wants to be a criminal profiler for the BAU of the FBI and it wants to show off how much it knows about other people... I don't know. BUT what automatically popped up.. made me laugh... and cry... laugh and cry.

I type "How to"
Google suggests
.....lose weight
.......lose belly fat
.... smoke weed
.....get pregnant
....burn fat
......learn Spanish
....quit smoking
......whiten teeth
....clean hardwood floors

In that order. I don't know what this means. Does this mean that out of all the "How to's" typed into Google... the 3rd most common is how to smoke weed? or that the 9th most common is how to clean hardwood floors?